Wot, no MJ jokes?!

Coyoteboy · June 26, 2009, 12:23:04 AM

Regardless of the accusations, he made some cracking tunes.

Frikkin Evil · June 26, 2009, 12:39:36 AM

Flippin' eck! Heis deid. Potted heid. Awa'. He is an ex-paedo. He has ceased to be.

Very unexpected.

Steve_666 · June 26, 2009, 06:30:03 AM

I thought he was getting back together

Jeff · June 26, 2009, 07:18:22 AM

Conspiracy theory... he owed lots of money... he was about to come over here for 50 gigs... his brother was with him when he 'passed away'.
I saw Elvis on a number 12 bus on the moon the other day.
His music was 'different' but I prefered the Jackson 5 era of him.... weird guy

Coyoteboy · June 26, 2009, 09:21:58 AM

Hi brother wasn't with him, his personal doctor was, brother (and sister?) joined shortly afterward at the hospital.

calam · June 26, 2009, 10:11:54 AM

Reports of michael jackson having a heart attack in hospital are incorrect he was actually found in the childens ward having a stroke.

paul_gt4 · June 26, 2009, 10:20:39 AM

Quote from: calam on June 26, 2009, 10:11:54 AM
Reports of michael jackson having a heart attack in hospital are incorrect he was actually found in the childens ward having a stroke.

haha very good, naughty but funny

ChrisW · June 26, 2009, 10:56:55 AM

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?

Fergie will be playing Giggs in August

fifegt4 · June 26, 2009, 01:06:49 PM

A spokesman for Michael Jackson has commented on accusations that he had died as a result of skin cancer. the spokesman said "Don't blame it on the sunshine"

Jeff · June 26, 2009, 02:26:23 PM

Apparently he tripped over a childs buggy....
Don't blame it on the boogy

ChrisW · June 26, 2009, 02:35:48 PM

MacDonalds are producing a commemorative burger in Jackson's honour. It will have 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns

Jeff · June 26, 2009, 02:53:35 PM

I am advised that he is to be melted down and turned into plastic.
The plastic is to be used to form kiddies toys.
the kids will then have a chance to play with him (instead of vice-versa)

Steve_666 · June 26, 2009, 04:53:04 PM

What's brown and can be found in a nappy?

Jacko's hand!

Anyway, he isn't really dead, reports are coming in that he just needs a break so he is taking a holiday. Apparently he is of to Tampa with the kids.

ChrisW · June 26, 2009, 06:03:19 PM

A close friend said that "he went white as a sheet and 15 years later he just dropped dead"

ChrisW · June 26, 2009, 06:04:25 PM

Apparently, he didn't die of a heart attack. It was food poisoning after eating some 12 year old nuts

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Wot, no MJ jokes?!