The Beer,Lager alcohol thread

[The Doctor]

The Mrs is complaining I drink too much,which can`t be true.Anyway in attempt to make me feel better I thought I would ask how much everybody else is drinking ?

I work 4 days on,4 days off.I only have a 1 pint of beer in the evening on a work day,but have a few more on my days off.When I say a few I mean 4 pints an evening for 4 nights and up to 8 if something special is going on like football
 The 8 pints is only for the one evening and is rare :-[Tell me I`m doing fine ?

[peterp1per]

thats sounds ok to me 

i'm pretty bad for it though myself...the mrs went away not so long ago and  i managed to consume 32 440ml cans of stella between friday and monday 

this week (from monday) i've drunk 2 pints in the pub, 8 cans of peterman artois and 6 660ml bottles stella/peroni. and today i've had 2 pints and about to start a bottle of red wine (freebie from work). really need to cut down quite badly 

i think your not drinking enough my good man 

[RobbieMcVee]

sounds fine to me too - my Mrs works some evenings and i get through 3 -4 then have a few days off.. then at the weekend i drink the fridge

[Jeff]

Now let me have a sideways word in here as a vertical one would not fit!
You cannot talk about drinking without an expert in the field having a crack  SO I would like to establish wheathr you have a problem or not (if I can hit th right keys)
!) do you drink at home?
2) do you drink at home alone
3)do you only drink in the 'pub'
4) do you like to be alone in the pub
5) do you drink in the pub and become the 'master of ceremonies'
6) does the pub staff actually say hello and mean it?
Get back to me and I will give you my analysis of your drinking  (problem?)
got to go for a pint now?

[The Doctor]

Just the number 1 Jeff and I tend to empty fridges like Robbie

[peterp1per]

not looking good for me, 1,2 and 6 here 

[Jeff]

Oooo ohho we have some problems here.
get onto my proposed website  www. whatsamatterwithafewbeers.co.uk and sign up for my personal attention.. no hourly rate ... just a pint evrery 20mins hic to you.
I;ll sort all your probs in the am. too *BLEEP*ed now

[nick280]

!) do you drink at home? - Yes
2) do you drink at home alone - Yes
3)do you only drink in the 'pub' - When I'm sober enough to drive there
4) do you like to be alone in the pub - Depends if anybody else is in
5) do you drink in the pub and become the 'master of ceremonies' - What?
6) does the pub staff actually say hello and mean it? - They say "Sure you should be having another?", What do they mean?

My wife say I have a drinking problem, the only problem I have with drink is theres never enough in the house. Bottles of whiskey disapear in one sitting, I dont pore myself a glass, I sit down with the bottle. I have to stop myself everynight and the only way i can do this is to tell myself there will be none left for tomorrow if I drink it all to night.

Only joking, I never drink, I'm T-Total, like Jeff

[madgaz]

I have a serious drinking problem. 2 hands and only 1 mouth

[Jeff]

Ooh my 'ead.
Friday nights are special.
Used to take Mrs for eats but as it is a short day for me I was generally too p eed to crack with her by 6pm so now we go out on a Thursday. Gives me a clear 8 hours. Lush. Mon-Thurs I only get out for an hour. sat & sun vary. Off my own chart I am :-1) No .. never therefore 2) no never 3) yes 4) as Nick 5) I have been known to get noisy 6) yes.. I tend to tip when pi ssed

[Steve_666]

heh heh heh, I just woke up and read this! I was so pished last night I can't remember getting home. Brown Ale and Stella...dangerous mix. Just rang my mate to see what happened and he can't remember either. He says he just woke up and there are towels all around him, a bucket and the rug is rolled up in the corner...not good!

think I am going to throw up....

[paul_gt4]

i'm everyones worst nightmare then, i don't drink ffs well suppose at the rate i eat and i'm sure the same fluids would be needed to wash it all down its a good thing cause the guiness wouldn't make it anywhere else in the world

[Jeff]

Oh my gawd... Apparently I rang my daughter last night and said some things I would not say if I had my 'head on'
Got to stop 'relaxing' with beer.
mind.... I only have 2 vices... smoking and drinking.
NEVER would I go into the drugs scene

[paul_gt4]

i wouldn't want to see you on the drugs scene i can really picture as a hippie lol

[Jeff]

Now now Paul.. I was in my teens in the sixties and the good news is ... I cannot remember!
Well... vaugh memories of soft love and major sexual devian.......................................... oh *BLEEP* what am I saying??
whats vaugh? I mean vauge