Wot, no MJ jokes?!

ChrisW · June 26, 2009, 06:05:42 PM

Insiders say that he hasn't been this stiff since Macauley Culkin stayed over one night

galwaygt4 · June 26, 2009, 06:50:03 PM

the undertaker asked jacksons family if he was going to be burried or cremated.
they replied "we are going to recycle him "

Rob_A · June 26, 2009, 07:01:32 PM

Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated, but recycled into plastic bags. This is so that he can remain white, plastic, and dangerous to children

flyingtele · June 26, 2009, 07:18:03 PM

What did Michael Jackson and Whiskey have in common? They both used to come in tots

flyingtele · June 26, 2009, 07:22:45 PM

Now MJ is dead, I hope they are going to sell off his plastic bits, so I can finally get a replacement nose from my Mr Potato Head

flyingtele · June 26, 2009, 07:26:25 PM

Just before he passed away Michael Jackson made a appereance on Family Fortunes, he was doing really well until Vernon asked "Name somewhere you take the kids for a treat?" Sadly... up the @rse was not one of the 7 most popular answers

flyingtele · June 26, 2009, 07:31:10 PM

Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to the hospital... "Put me in the children's ward."

flyingtele · June 26, 2009, 07:34:45 PM

What's the difference between Disney films and Michael Jackson? Disney films can still touch children

flyingtele · June 28, 2009, 02:56:54 PM

MJ Newswire - California authorities are questioning the citizenship of pop icon Michael Jackson. In a statement released by the Los Angeles coroner's office, Dr. Icut Emup stated "During the autopsy of Mr Jackson we discovered several imprints on various body parts. Among these imprints were the words Made In China, Made in Taiwan, and Fabricado en Mexico."

State authorities are refusing to release the body until undisputable proof of Jackson's origin can be secured. One state official speculated that the court might order Jackson's remains to be divided and returned to the various countries of origin."We're just not sure at this point,"

Captain Ima Cop stated. "It's quite possible that these foreign manufactuers might refuse to accept his remains." An anonymous source in the coroners office hinted that Jackson's death was probably caused by stress fatigue of the foreign made plastic components.

Rob_A · June 28, 2009, 03:07:02 PM

What is both Black and White, and now dead?...

...The penguin I stabbed last night!

Sorry that was bad, so seriously...

What is Black and White and now dead?...

...Newcastle United!

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Wot, no MJ jokes?!