lol

I suppose I always knew I could never be the hulk; what with not having access to gamma radiation in which to bathe

There was however another 'being' I wanted to be...he got his powers when as an astronought in space there was a solar flash or flare/bright light that he unknowingly looked at with open eyes. I tried to emulate this by lying on the grass on my back staring at the sun with my eyes open for as long as I could manage

As I grew up in Malawi the sun was pretty bright.
Needless to say, instead of gaining the powers of (I think) Manimal, I have simply ended up with poor eyesight...
DUMBASS
