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General Category => The Chill Out Room => Topic started by: madgaz on July 22, 2007, 09:26:26 pm

Title: FAO ChrisW
Post by: madgaz on July 22, 2007, 09:26:26 pm
Hoy Ya Hamma Awa Hya

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/madgaz007/GT4EC/DSC00012.jpg)
Title: Re: FAO ChrisW
Post by: Rob_A on July 23, 2007, 02:36:34 pm
Haha, how did you manage to get a picture of him without his hat on?

ChrisW at JAE: So *BLEEP*ed he criticised Russ Swift on his parking!  ;D
Title: Re: FAO ChrisW
Post by: paul_gt4 on July 23, 2007, 03:06:44 pm
we'll need to slag the life outta him here as e'll not be here for a while to comment, drying your eye's chris hehe
Title: Re: FAO ChrisW
Post by: madgaz on July 23, 2007, 03:29:19 pm
This picture was taken around 10.30am on Saturday. Minutes after 2 nice young gentlemen coaxed him out of bed by banging on his tent and shouting loudly.
Chris woke up saying
'Oh sh*t...show and shine'
What we didn't realise was that show and shine actually meant
'Quick, pour me another home brew' ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: FAO ChrisW
Post by: paul_gt4 on July 23, 2007, 03:34:34 pm
Good job he wasn't modelling for a show and shine haha
Title: Re: FAO ChrisW
Post by: madgaz on July 23, 2007, 03:54:55 pm
Oh, and the quote your all wondering about...
This was the 'text' conversation between Chris and I Saturday evening ;)

Hoy Ya Hamma Awa Hya

Gaz: Hawaar Man
Chris: Why Aye Man
Gaz: Canny man like ya knaa
Chris: Hoy Ya Hamma Awa Hya

Can anybody translate the last text?
I've tried babelfish but they aint got a clue ::) :D
Title: Re: FAO ChrisW
Post by: Redbeast on July 23, 2007, 04:44:00 pm

Can anybody translate the last text?
I've tried babelfish but they aint got a clue ::) :D

it clearly means

"What the f did the previous three texts mean?"
Title: Re: FAO ChrisW
Post by: madgaz on July 23, 2007, 05:07:00 pm
it clearly means

"What the f did the previous three texts mean?"

Well it actually translates like this I think ???

Gaz: Hawaar Man
Translation: Good evening my fine young fellow. Good to see you all at JAE today.
How's the knees up going?


Chris: Why Aye Man
Translation: Yes Gareth it was very good to see you and the missus.
Glad you could make it down for the day


Gaz: Canny man like ya knaa
Translation: Yes it was a good day sir. Good to see a good turn out and many many fours all in one place 8)

Chris: Hoy Ya Hamma Awa Hya
Translation: I'm p**sed as a fart ;D
Title: Re: FAO ChrisW
Post by: Steve_666 on July 23, 2007, 05:09:52 pm
The last one simply means 'could you pass the hammer please'.

the weekend was more of a drinking session than a car show....brilliant ;D.
Title: Re: FAO ChrisW
Post by: Jeff on July 23, 2007, 07:18:40 pm
Pleased it went well. maybe.. one day...:)

Japanese men on visit to tyneside ship yard hear the phrase 'Hoy Ya Hamma Awa Hya' (meaning of course Please pass the impliment for knocking nails in) or chuck the hammer over here for southern fairies.
Japanese man say 'velly nice you teach your workforce Japanese language'

apparently the literal translation is '*BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP*e *BLEEP*'
Title: Re: FAO ChrisW
Post by: The Doctor on July 23, 2007, 07:23:23 pm
Always good to put a face to a name,but I was`nt expecting that :D
Title: Re: FAO ChrisW
Post by: madgaz on July 23, 2007, 08:38:47 pm
Pleased it went well. maybe.. one day...:)

Japanese men on visit to tyneside ship yard hear the phrase 'Hoy Ya Hamma Awa Hya' (meaning of course Please pass the impliment for knocking nails in) or chuck the hammer over here for southern fairies.
Japanese man say 'velly nice you teach your workforce Japanese language'

apparently the literal translation is '*BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP*e *BLEEP*'

Erm...what ??? ;D :D ;)
Title: Re: FAO ChrisW
Post by: Jeff on July 24, 2007, 07:37:38 pm
My gawd someone is slow.  this hoy ya hamma ower ere was a *BLEEP* take of japanese when the Swans yard was under takeover bids by the japs so they thought that geordie was jap and bought it anway (guy called jap) so ... I give up
Title: Re: FAO ChrisW
Post by: Dennis on July 29, 2007, 02:44:06 pm


ChrisW at JAE: So *BLEEP*ed he criticised Russ Swift on his parking!  ;D

Check out this video I made of Chris standing in Russ' parking space :D ;D :P

http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=62sfdwg (http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=62sfdwg)
Title: Re: FAO ChrisW
Post by: ChrisW on July 31, 2007, 10:39:37 am
Ok, just to clarify a few points:

It was 9.37 am when I was awoken, show and shine was my first thought, tho no-one chose to enter cos of the inclement weather.

Insanity had me on speakerphone on the evening, so I had to listen to all those *BLEEP*heads while I was sheltering in the Hondatech marquee. I was hoping to lay my hands on a hammer to smash my phone and avoid any further assault on the geordie dialect.

The gap Russ Swift initially attempted would have fitted a bus in(any video of that one?), 3pm on saturday so sober enough to judge ;)
The gap was suitably reduced and both Claire Williams and myself approved of his final attempt ;D ;D

Cheers