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General Category => The Chill Out Room => Topic started by: Coyoteboy on June 26, 2009, 12:23:04 am
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Regardless of the accusations, he made some cracking tunes.
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:o :o :o
Flippin' eck! Heis deid. Potted heid. Awa'. He is an ex-paedo. He has ceased to be.
Very unexpected.
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I thought he was getting back together 00)
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Conspiracy theory... he owed lots of money... he was about to come over here for 50 gigs... his brother was with him when he 'passed away'.
I saw Elvis on a number 12 bus on the moon the other day.
His music was 'different' but I prefered the Jackson 5 era of him.... weird guy
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Hi brother wasn't with him, his personal doctor was, brother (and sister?) joined shortly afterward at the hospital.
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Reports of michael jackson having a heart attack in hospital are incorrect he was actually found in the childens ward having a stroke.
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Reports of michael jackson having a heart attack in hospital are incorrect he was actually found in the childens ward having a stroke.
haha very good, naughty but funny
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Fergie will be playing Giggs in August
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A spokesman for Michael Jackson has commented on accusations that he had died as a result of skin cancer. the spokesman said "Don't blame it on the sunshine" :-[
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Apparently he tripped over a childs buggy....
Don't blame it on the boogy :)
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MacDonalds are producing a commemorative burger in Jackson's honour. It will have 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns
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I am advised that he is to be melted down and turned into plastic.
The plastic is to be used to form kiddies toys.
the kids will then have a chance to play with him (instead of vice-versa)
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What's brown and can be found in a nappy?
Jacko's hand!
Anyway, he isn't really dead, reports are coming in that he just needs a break so he is taking a holiday. Apparently he is of to Tampa with the kids.
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A close friend said that "he went white as a sheet and 15 years later he just dropped dead"
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Apparently, he didn't die of a heart attack. It was food poisoning after eating some 12 year old nuts ;)
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Insiders say that he hasn't been this stiff since Macauley Culkin stayed over one night :o
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the undertaker asked jacksons family if he was going to be burried or cremated.
they replied "we are going to recycle him " :) :P
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Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated, but recycled into plastic bags. This is so that he can remain white, plastic, and dangerous to children
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What did Michael Jackson and Whiskey have in common? They both used to come in tots
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Now MJ is dead, I hope they are going to sell off his plastic bits, so I can finally get a replacement nose from my Mr Potato Head
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Just before he passed away Michael Jackson made a appereance on Family Fortunes, he was doing really well until Vernon asked "Name somewhere you take the kids for a treat?" Sadly... up the @rse was not one of the 7 most popular answers :o
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Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to the hospital… “Put me in the children’s ward.”
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What's the difference between Disney films and Michael Jackson? Disney films can still touch children
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MJ Newswire - California authorities are questioning the citizenship of pop icon Michael Jackson. In a statement released by the Los Angeles coroner's office, Dr. Icut Emup stated "During the autopsy of Mr Jackson we discovered several imprints on various body parts. Among these imprints were the words Made In China, Made in Taiwan, and Fabricado en Mexico."
State authorities are refusing to release the body until undisputable proof of Jackson's origin can be secured. One state official speculated that the court might order Jackson's remains to be divided and returned to the various countries of origin."We're just not sure at this point,"
Captain Ima Cop stated. "It's quite possible that these foreign manufactuers might refuse to accept his remains." An anonymous source in the coroners office hinted that Jackson's death was probably caused by stress fatigue of the foreign made plastic components.
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What is both Black and White, and now dead?...
...The penguin I stabbed last night! ;D
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Sorry that was bad, so seriously...
What is Black and White and now dead?...
...Newcastle United!