FAO ChrisW

[madgaz]

Hoy Ya Hamma Awa Hya

[Rob_A]

Haha, how did you manage to get a picture of him without his hat on?

ChrisW at JAE: So *BLEEP*ed he criticised Russ Swift on his parking! 

[paul_gt4]

we'll need to slag the life outta him here as e'll not be here for a while to comment, drying your eye's chris hehe

[madgaz]

This picture was taken around 10.30am on Saturday. Minutes after 2 nice young gentlemen coaxed him out of bed by banging on his tent and shouting loudly.
Chris woke up saying
'Oh sh*t...show and shine'
What we didn't realise was that show and shine actually meant
'Quick, pour me another home brew'

[paul_gt4]

Good job he wasn't modelling for a show and shine haha

[madgaz]

Oh, and the quote your all wondering about...
This was the 'text' conversation between Chris and I Saturday evening

Hoy Ya Hamma Awa Hya

Gaz: Hawaar Man
Chris: Why Aye Man
Gaz: Canny man like ya knaa
Chris: Hoy Ya Hamma Awa Hya

Can anybody translate the last text?
I've tried babelfish but they aint got a clue :

[Redbeast]

Can anybody translate the last text?
I've tried babelfish but they aint got a clue :

it clearly means

"What the f did the previous three texts mean?"

[madgaz]

it clearly means

"What the f did the previous three texts mean?"

Well it actually translates like this I think

Gaz: Hawaar Man
Translation: Good evening my fine young fellow. Good to see you all at JAE today.
How's the knees up going?

Chris: Why Aye Man
Translation: Yes Gareth it was very good to see you and the missus.
Glad you could make it down for the day

Gaz: Canny man like ya knaa
Translation: Yes it was a good day sir. Good to see a good turn out and many many fours all in one place

Chris: Hoy Ya Hamma Awa Hya
Translation: I'm p**sed as a fart

[Steve_666]

The last one simply means 'could you pass the hammer please'.

the weekend was more of a drinking session than a car show....brilliant .

[Jeff]

Pleased it went well. maybe.. one day...

Japanese men on visit to tyneside ship yard hear the phrase 'Hoy Ya Hamma Awa Hya' (meaning of course Please pass the impliment for knocking nails in) or chuck the hammer over here for southern fairies.
Japanese man say 'velly nice you teach your workforce Japanese language'

apparently the literal translation is '*BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP*e *BLEEP*'

[The Doctor]

Always good to put a face to a name,but I was`nt expecting that

[madgaz]

Pleased it went well. maybe.. one day...

Japanese men on visit to tyneside ship yard hear the phrase 'Hoy Ya Hamma Awa Hya' (meaning of course Please pass the impliment for knocking nails in) or chuck the hammer over here for southern fairies.
Japanese man say 'velly nice you teach your workforce Japanese language'

apparently the literal translation is '*BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP*e *BLEEP*'

Erm...what

[Jeff]

My gawd someone is slow.  this hoy ya hamma ower ere was a *BLEEP* take of japanese when the Swans yard was under takeover bids by the japs so they thought that geordie was jap and bought it anway (guy called jap) so ... I give up

[Dennis]

ChrisW at JAE: So *BLEEP*ed he criticised Russ Swift on his parking! 

Check out this video I made of Chris standing in Russ' parking space

http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=62sfdwg

[ChrisW]

Ok, just to clarify a few points:

It was 9.37 am when I was awoken, show and shine was my first thought, tho no-one chose to enter cos of the inclement weather.

Insanity had me on speakerphone on the evening, so I had to listen to all those *BLEEP*heads while I was sheltering in the Hondatech marquee. I was hoping to lay my hands on a hammer to smash my phone and avoid any further assault on the geordie dialect.

The gap Russ Swift initially attempted would have fitted a bus in(any video of that one?), 3pm on saturday so sober enough to judge
The gap was suitably reduced and both Claire Williams and myself approved of his final attempt

Cheers