Jeff's Friday night rant

[Jeff]

Hi up fellow 4ers
Whats the biggest problem on your mind tonight???
My motor is sweet (needs rubber and a proper boost valve but who doesn't)
My problem is a 27 year old daughter who wants to sleep with her ne w boyfried in my house!! (she still lives at home) She has an eleven year old daughter but do not let that influence you) it was an 'accident'
this new guy she has met is fron BIRMINGHAM!!!! oh ah cantona??
BUT good news!!! his job is a BEER TASTER... my gowd what a job.
Now most of you recognise that I have a beer tasting problem.... cannut taste enough!!!
So the question is...... does he sleep on th efloor? or in th ebed of my ... why doe e come after the place you print it?
WTF... nowt to d o with 4's so ...
good night.
Posted on oc too!!!! what replies will I get there???

[jackel]

jeff i,m 37 my gobis 34 and if we stop at her parents its separate rooms my choice out of respect to parents.if i was married to her it,d be different 

my 2p mate

[The Doctor]

Its your house Jeff,so you make the rules.Perhaps gently sharping a large knife late in the evenings would stop them ?

[Jeff]

Apparently his focus rs IS HELD UP ON m'WAY AND HE WILL NOT BE HERE 'TILL 11
wOOPS caps lock off.
If I had a knife I would have dropped it  by then??
AAAAARgh

[rhino]

I've not got children, so can't really know what you are feeling. Regardless of scenario though, if I am uncomfortable about something going on in my house, I stop it happening. Don't suppose that helps much...sorry

[Jeff]

Oh well!! mrs has given approval so I am sitting back and playing on th epc.
he is held up in traffic and will not be here 'till 11 so I will be asleep.
Q sera sera

[Jeff]

Oh well. He brought me three bottles of special beers.
He CAN be my son-in-law if she wants. Nice lad and not heard a creak all night

[Driveby]

Hes got you wrapped round his finger already then Jeff

[euphonium_john]

So, they got you drunk and had quiet deviant sex all night?

Good lad!

[jackett]

So, they got you drunk and had quiet deviant sex all night?

Good lad!

PMSL

New Boyfriend: 1
Jeff: 0

[Jeff]

He is a West Brom supporter so we are off the bar at 12! Guess who is paying.
Newcastle may be on RTA6 at 3 so it could be more than a gallon. Who needs Sunday lunch when there are free munchies??

[ChrisW]

I might have to pop in for a couple, Jeff, just to keep you company while we watch yet another dismal performance.

Cheers

[Jeff]

  you wanna see this weeks
It's quite sensible..... why no MOT reminder??? they screw us enough to afford one simple letter???